For Wile E Coyote

Finger licking good I hear

One bird fried but you must prepare

Road Runners are fast and can out think you

When yah ready to catch them here’s what to do

In a tunnel with only one escape route

Lower some seeds and be sure it can’t get out

Ease up in the dark and grab it

Every one knows dah ‘aint nah Road Runner, dah is a bear dim-wit 

Careful, too many explosives they splatter when they die

One stick only of dynamite, can’t escape even if dey cud fly

Yah must be careful it ‘aint a dud so check it carefully

Oh no don’t light it.. KABOOM! You blundering Coyote 

This ‘aint fah you, you better seriously child

Eat veggies, fruits and berries from out in the wild