Indecent Invitation

In town and on the street

Notice when they get on their feet

Display of checkered patterns small

Exposed under garb and sometimes all

Cleavages shown by some few

Even by those we thought we knew

Novice youngsters following a trend

This ridiculous style will never end

I thought I would find its beginning

Now I wish I’d never learnt a thing

Various theories out there but this

Is the worse I heard but it exists

They say in prison men display

Advertising for the attention of others gay

This guarantees protection and has become a style

It’s disgusting how many innocents think it’s worthwhile

Our policemen like criminals with this style they say

Now when they run their pants never let them get away