Anything I Will Grant

Maybe it is not fair to make all these jokes into Ossie Moore jokes but I would have to consult the writers. It seems that Ossie was used in the old days to be the character of all jokes. In that way they were able to personify and make them more acceptable. I know that this could not have been our Ossie Moore out of St. Peter

Anything I Will Grant

A long time ago from a distant land

Navigating the seas was deadly for man

You would have never liked it back then

Traveling across the seas was feared by all men

He was given one wish so Ossie thought if he

Invited the hand of the wizard to solve this difficulty

No troubles would he have if the wizard could make

Great pathways across the seas to ambulate

Island to island or drive a car 

With this bridge connecting them no one would be too far

It is a difficult wish the wizard said with all its specs

Like tidal changes, sea spray and the hurricanes the island gets

Look the wizard said there  must be something  else I can do

Got no need for riches or power? I can give these all to you

Remembering the problems he had understanding women

And never being able to satisfy them or make any a friend

Now yes! Ossie said anxiously, teach me the mystery of a woman’s mind

Tell me again young chap, a bridge, where and what kind?


 

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