In We Driveway

This may not have originally been an Ossie Moore joke but is sure seemed like one. I decide to changed the name and make it into one. When I was coming up it seemed like there were endless Ossie Moore jokes but now, the well is dry.

In We Driveway

It was the eve of the anniversary and still not a sign

None of the gifts she had wanted, nothing she could find


When she saw nightfall and still nothing yet

Expletives fired from her mouth and things she'd expect


Don’t leh me wake up in the morning and I don’t see

Right In We Driveway waiting pon me

I had bettah see something that can go

Very fast from 2 to 200 before yah know

Early the next morning in the driveway

Was a box, gift wrapped and before “Jack Robin” I say

A desperate woman opened her gift and quickly turned pale

You wun find Ossie there nah more not since he geh she dah bathroom scale

 

 

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