Bare Sport We Gun Make

Bajan Politician

A poor excuse for a comedian

Roaring like a lion and puffing up duh chest

Exaggerated mannerisms in verbal contest  

Seats were appointed because dee

People voted through democracy

Only now, dem in the house mekkin’ mock sport

Ridiculous propositions now we in the people’s court

Traumatized that we

Were stupid enough to gee

Electoral votes to some uh dem jokes

Gee them a right to perpetrate this hoax

Under the auspices of our local laws

None uh dem seem concern by verbal flaws

Members of Parliament talking junk off the cuff

And not knowing that we the voters have had enough

Kicking dem out don’t work, we only get a repeat uh dee same

Eff I wuz a Bajan Politician wid dah fat salary an’ waistline, I’ah be ‘shame