She Fainted At Home

So much work she would find to do

Had the usual cleaning by day and by night she cleaned too

Even though they had been married now for over a year 

Flooring needed work, side boards replaced, much was in disrepair

And Ossie was lucky to have her as wife

It was a shock to the neighbors that they had no strife

No quarrels, no fuss, she worked and cooked faithfully

The house though old and dropping down was kept immaculately

Early one morning before work could start

Darling faithful wife dropped unconsciously while clenching her heart

And Ossie called 911, “Muh wife faint! Wunnah cuh send ah ambulance hey?”

The man asked a few questions, then asked Ossie “Wha is the address dey?”

He said, “Send the ambulance to 1^st Ave. Rendezvous Terrace!”

Ok the man replied, “But spell Rendezvous and the EMFs wuh be at your place!”

“Man R… rrrr.. oooooo..nnnnnnn..” then he heard Ossie say

“Eff I drag she down to the Pine and call. Wunnah cuh cum down dey?”