The Proposition
This Ossie Moore joke walks the thin line of inappropriate but as usual I sought the wiser scrutiny of my censors who told me they will pass it. Of course, I didn’t tell it like I heard it but I retained the message in the joke. Most of Ossie Moore’s jokes seem to be very short and require lots of padding. I hope I didn’t take away from the punch.
| The Proposition The night was going great He had taken out his sweetheart on a date Everything was going according to plan People had been telling Ossie to be a man Right after dinner it was already dark Ossie offered to walk her home through the park Politely she asked him, “You wannah come in?” Ossie blushed, nodded fast and gasped like he was out of win’ She got up from the sofa later and went in her bedroom In a flash had on skimpy lingerie and expensive perfume Then called Ossie who slowly went and saw her outstretched on the bed I want yah tek wah evah yah want Ossie , she said Ossie dash fah the scissors and hope it would work Nip and cut ‘way the elastic and said, good, I did wan’uh mek a gutterperk |
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