This Little Piglet

Even Ossie Moore had serious concerns for praedial larceny when he was young. He had certain responsibilities placed on him by his mother which he held seriously. This story was told by a next door neighbor who is believed to have witnessed the incident as it unfolded.  The following is my account as I remembered it.

 

This Little Piglet

 

The breeding sow his mother had got 14 piglets

He had been given strict instructions that they weren’t his pets

In the mornings he was told to bring the sow feed

So he worked hard cutting it grass and some hog weed

Life for him though hectic was rewarding

I heard of his devotion to his chores every morning

Then his mother told him he must make a count

The piglets were all over the yard so he must check the amount

Like clock work he did and all was well

Everyday he counted and everyday he would tell

Put his stool down and waited at milking time and shouted 1, 2, 3

It was that one morning when he stopped at 13 that alarmed me

Got his mother worried too, she shouted praedial larceny call the cops

Loudly she screamed to lift the roof tops

Enraged she confirm with Ossie, you only count 13, boy wha we gun do

This little piglet in de yard wont cum and lemme count he too!

 

 


 

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