Parents For Sale
Well if you haven’t heard it yet then you weren’t listening to Contessa this afternoon. There is a man who put up his parents for sale. How do you describe your parents in an ad to garner best responses? What are they worth? Are they to be considered used, and if so to what extent, well used, hardly used. I asked my day what he thought and he replied, “Who will want parents, trouble?
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Parents For People put all things up for sale An old football card, piece of furniture, the tooth of a
whale Retailing them electronically Ebay, Craig’s List, Click Bank, a whole litany Now today was a first This 51 year old man was offering the worst Selling his parents for the best offer Father smiled at it and so too his mother Only his other siblings had nothing to say Refusing to contact him since that day So Contessa told his parents why not Arrange to sell him too, he’s not the only child they
got Lucky for him he’s got understanding parental kin Especially putting up with their grownup son’s unwritten
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