Rules That Don’t Make Sense

Remarks were generally the same, except

Using banana, just the smell alone, makes my friend upset

Letting people eat in the locker room

Encourages unclean habits and they can’t control what you consume

So instead of discussing this with their regulars

They impose their bans on your health bars

How like the stiff upper lips Englishmen

Authoritative whip cracked again and again

They inflict their standards on everybody

Don’t you realize it’s them now changing the law of i before e

One law after the next and I’m still figuring out

No kids in the hospital and no tie stay out.

They have signs “no bag beyond here” which amazes me

My bank says “no helmet” but Muslims cover head to knee

A doctor knows it’s me but wouldn’t give information on the phone

Kisses are always more passionate when you are alone

Exceptions in the business policy is totally unheard of

So why do they break the rules in the office above

Everyone must wear shoes “no bare feet allowed”

No cellular phone at multiple places, no politeness in a crowd

Some of these regulations are archaic and should never be

Even if you comply, surely you question them like me