Killing Ant With Sledgehammer

Kellman offers his Kellmanomics

Ingenious solutions to our economics

Loaded with his unique twists

Litany of contributions he persists

It’s not impossible to follow

Nor nonsensical you know

Got credence but it’s not because

A similarity which met listeners applause

No, he spells his name differently

To the host’s Dennis who doubles the “N”, cleverly

We therefore know that in phonetics

It can’t be the same as the man in politics

There is only one “N” so observe the pronunciation

Heed the sounding De and not Den for precision

Show similar finesse in all you do

Like using accuracy to destroy a few

Eliminate the enemy with measured device

Don’t overkill to destroy a few white mice

Give thought to the equipment you use

Enemies with knives don’t need blasting fuse

Hammering an ant is an overkill

And hiring snipers against mad cow, a ridiculous bill

Ministers in Government seem to jump

Making preservation for what they need to dump

Every old standard that should be dropped are kept

Regardless to appeals from Vincent and the others yet