Pennsylvania Debate

Postulations and accusations, the same tired tactic

Each candidate trashing the other with twisted rhetoric

Name calling and disassociations and the mud they sling

Nomination boils down to who’ll do the most clobbering

Senators debated but the crowd was on gag

Yeomen to their restrain but for me a snag

Listening to the responses always give me the edge

Very responsive audiences show how the people will pledge

And now I must listen to the bias analysts

Never in unison when they give us their gist

Instead they differ from each other like East and West

All debates should be metered to tell us what’s best

Don’t know how we can measure the answers though

Each candidate is questioned on things we don’t know

By custom I judge them on demeanor and poise

And whether they seem sincere or just one of the boys

This makes it different this time since now there is Hillary

Except she’s been barring and cuffing like the old fraternity