Anti Bite Legislations

A scary thing fah me

Nuisance tax on a CD

This is what yah mean? But I don’t eat them

I cud nevah bite into such a gem

But this cyan be it, wha yah talking bout?

I cud nevah put a CD up in me mout

There must be more to this propose tax

Everybody in Bim already paying the max

Legislation now to be added on all kinds of bites

Encompasses a whole lot more than just dog fights

Got tah tax everybody from the tiny babies

Incising into the nipples of their mummies

Some growing up without shaking the habit

Loosing their teeth on parts more private

And what about me biting my nails

This means manicurists gun get more sales

I don’t know if I can agree

On any legislation to curb this biting frenzy

No, don’t include me, but make no mistake

Some biting got to be band fah goodness sake