Public Opinions

A friend sent me a forward today. Now, remember I don’t usually read forwards but something was compelling me to open her box. It was a long enough time that I hadn’t heard from her, so I guess I was a lot curious. Well there it was. A little difficult for me to read since even in the best context, I still have problems with some of English words. When I read this it reminded me of the newsie who in order to sell papers was announcing the head liner story which was about a rapist. The newsie was heard in the street bellowing "Nut screws and bolts", a cunning play which made it more palatable for me to repeat. So hear I am repeating yet another twister.

 

 

Public Opinions

Pastors and Bishops are not immune

Undesirables can comment most inopportune

Bishop was annoyed with words so blunt

Like the reporter’s headline "Pastor’s Ass out front"

It was referring to the donkey running fast

Changed later to "Bishop scratches the Pastor’s Ass"

Outraged, he gave the animal to a Nun around

Paper headlines read ‘Nun has the best Ass in town"

In her effort to stop the writings of twisted scholars

News reported her effort as "Nun sells her Ass for $10.00"

It never stop so the Nun bought the ass back

On a leash then but she release it into a woody track

"Nun announces her Ass is wild and free"

So they wrote, so note, please God, you can’t please society.

 

 

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